119: Not Another One!

Yes, I’ve had another indignity heaped on me.  

I’ve had a haircut - or trim - or a grooming.

According to my beans, I’m sleek and slim.  According to me, I’m shorn and embarrassed.

A man came in a big van, took me inside and did unspeakable things - like washing me.  I wasn’t even dirty.

Of course, whenever it happens it feels as though I’m not in command of what happens to my own body.  

That’s probably because I’m not in command of what happens to my own body.

I’m not sure my human beans are.

I don’t think the man in the van is.

Somebody must be.

Perhaps its the doggoblin.