145: Where’s My Presents?

A merry Christmas to all my readers.

There, I’ve done it.

I was not sure whether dogs were supposed to enter fully into the spirit and traditions of Christmas, especially as my beans appear to think that dogs are excluded.

They’ve bought lots of food and drink, and lots of presents for each member of the family - EXCEPT ME!   I thought I was considered to be a member of the family - but no.    

I expect I won’t get any Christmas dinner, or even Christmas snacks. Not even a Christmas jumper.  

Good will to all men?  Yes!  And women?  Yes!  Good will to all dogs. Apparently not!

Who do I report them to for their lack of inclusivity, their discrimination, their cruelty towards dogs?  RSPCA? Childline?  OFCOM?

I’m going to sleep.  I’ll see what happen do when I awake. Perhaps they are just a little tardy.

But I doubt it!