242: I’m Bored!

I often tell you about the trials, tribulations and traumas that pockmark my life, suggesting that all I want is a quiet life (with lots of food).   

Well, this week has been such a week and it was incredibly …. Boring.   Nothing of note happened. Nothing went wrong. The only thing I can remember is that Phil (the pup) went away …. to somewhere called Gwatamarla. I think this is a long way away.

Bizarrely, he’s gone to learn Spanish (the language) which is evidently what they speak in Gwatamarla.

It all sounds very odd to me.

He’s gone there to learn Spanish but if he hadn’t gone there, he wouldn’t  need to speak Spanish.

Tell me where my logic is wrong.

I think it’s just another example of the strange behaviour of human beans.

Perhaps next week will be more interesting, challenging or terrifying.  You will know by next week, of course. And I reserve the right to moan.