106: Seeing Red

I was being walked down the street the other day when I saw little Alex, who starts school this September.  He was wearing a Toy Story T-shirt, decorated with all those iconic figures - Buzz Lightyear, Woody, Jessie, and so on.  Alex can imagine all sorts of scenarios and stories that involve him interacting with those characters.

What was I wearing?

A red collar.

I can only imagine scenarios involving captive animals or Tory politicians.

What was I wearing yesterday?

A red collar.

What will Alex be wearing tomorrow?

Possibly dinosaurs or tigers, or a space scene.

 What will I be wearing tomorrow?

A red collar.

My human beans have no imagination