107: Another Haircut

I’ve had another haircut.  I’m lithe, svelte and thinner.  

I think  I look gorgeous.

It is however just the latest in a long line of interventions in my life - multiple vet visits, changes to diet. etc.

What next? No, don’t answer that. It would only frighten me.

I just want to be left alone, to live my life as I see fit.  Yes I want the food and the walks but that is enough.  No shampoos,  no baths, no changes to diet, no different exercise regime, no lessons in philosophy, no learning new tricks.

Its not too much to ask is it?

Dear humans, keep it simple!