115: Double Trouble

You will remember, no doubt, that not too long ago my human beans abandoned me while they went to somewhere called Singapaw.

Now, I overhear that they are planning to repeat this disgraceful act in  a couple of months when they take another hollyday.

(And I thought everyone was very poor and had no energy.  At least that’s what I hear on the TV news.  That nice man, Rishi, is going to give everyone some help to get them through the cold, dark winter.  My beans are going to fritter it away on a hollyday.

Is there someone I can report them to?