125: It Should Be About Me

Aug 6

Written By John Heap

My beans have gone mad. Their pup has returned from Singapore and has taken over.

“Phil, would you like …?”

“Phil, should we go to … ?

“Phil, would you like some more …?

My food gets thrown in the bowl. My walks seem shorter.

I suppose i should be glad I’m still being fed, watered and walked now King Philip has returned.

I wonder when he’s returning to Singapore.

OMG, What if he’s not going back? What if he’s here permanently?

John Heap

126: Mum was wrong