132: Where Were They?

My beans abandoned me again recently. They went ‘on holiday’ leaving me in the care of their daughter and family.

This is quite traumatic for me. i am a sensitive soul and find it hard to transfer any interest or affection to people who, though family, are still relative strangers.  My mum always warned me about strangers  - according to her they can mistreat you, lure you into a life of drugs and depravity or even sell you to dog traffickers in Bulgaria.

Anyway, I digress.

My beans evidently went to a place called Amble - in Northumberland.  They go there quite a lot (Northumberland, that’s is?) but as far as I know, they’ve never been to Southumberland.  TOWTSH likes the sea and walking along the coast …. but WITHOUT ME!

What’s the point of owning a dog and walking without it.

It’s very sad …. I may have to rethink my ownership and living arrangements.