245: What About Me!

This week has seen a special event for our community.  The delightful Sue the Carrot and Jim the Muddy Knees invited everyone to a drinks party on Thursday evening to celebrate Christmas and simply to hold a get-together so that we all meet in these dank, dark times.

Most of the invited managed to attend, including several pups - though, of course, some had prior or more important engagements.

Evidently, from reports, the evening was a huge success.  Sue and Jim added a variety of snacks to the event and mulled wine and mulled cider was consumed in great quantities.

I gather you are awaiting  my regular. ‘BUT ….’   So here goes.

A great event BUT I wasn’t invited.   A few doggy treats or carrots or bananas (Phillipa’s speciality) would not have taken too much effort and I have been off alcohol since that dreadful incident in Dresden (or was it Darmstadt) a few years ago.

Now, I’m a very cheap date!

What is worse is that messages keep flying around on WhatsApp saying how good it was and thanking Sue snd Jim for their hospitality.   It seems as though people are trying to rub my nose in it, constantly reminding me of my exclusion.

The beans wouldn’t like it if the Earlswood dogs held a gathering without them so why should it be a different rule for we dogs. 

Typical human bean behaviour.  When they want their dogs as fashion or exercise accessories, they treat us well.  But for large periods of time, they forget orignore us.

Merry Christmas.