73: What is a Sutt?

Remember a couple of weeks ago, I was bemoaning the fact that TOWTSH abandoned me and went off to somewhere called Fleetwood. (Fast wood, what does that mean?)

Well this week I have another moan - and an accompanying question.

What is a SUTT?

TOWTSH did it again. He abandoned me, abandoned TOWTLH and went to put a Sutt on the sea. At least that’s what it sounded like.  I’m off to Sutton-on-sea, he yelled, as if he didn’t have a care in other world, nor any responsibilities.

When he’s not there, I go into ‘heavy dog’ mode so that TOSWTLH  cannot take me out for a walk.

I want to be there in case TOWTSH returns so I can glare disapprovingly at him, letting him know how much we have suffered.

I’m hoping that the cumulative effects of these glares will bring him to his senses. 

I suppose, though, that the sense has to be there in the first place and with TOWTSH I’m not so sure.