10: Where’s the Holly?

I’m told that this is holliday but I haven’t found any yet.

At least they didn’t give me holly for breakfast - I’m not vegetarian and, anyway, it looks difficult and dangerous to eat.

We’re in something called a ‘cottage’ but it seems to be very similar to a house.

I’m used to walking around Roundhay Park lake in Leeds  but the lake outside this cottage seems to be much bigger.  The human beans keep shouting “See”, “See” but i’m not sure what they expect me to see.

They also talk about “See gulls” and “See weed” so perhaps they are just trying to improve my powers of observation.

This country is called North Umberland, so I wonder if we will also get to South Umberland.

I’ve seen castles, monasteries and  beaches.(I got excited because I thought we were  going to meet some bitches)

The human beans have brought their entire family - both of their pups, a grandpup and one they call a ‘suninlore’.  They play games in the evening and go for lots of walks so I’m OK.

Tomorrow, I think we’re going to somewhere called Holy island (but I suspect they are just mispronouncing holly island … so tomorrow may really be hollyday).

Today it is mostly wet - very wet. TOWTSH keeps trying to take me outside but I’m not going out in that rain. Perhaps later. Perhaps not.

I don’t know when we are returning home but I don’t really care (though I do miss Alex and Juniper with her stones).