86: Happy Christmas - Who are you kidding?

My bed is getting colder at night.  I think we might be heading for what the human beans call ‘Winter’.  Winter is cold and miserable.

The humans interrupt it with something called Christmas when they all eat and drink too much and visit family they don’t like.

I usually get s special treat  … a larger-than-usual artificial bone or a squeaky toy. (I hate squeaky toys).

Then it snows and my paws freeze when they take me out.

Then they play stupid games, dressed in silly hats and making too much noise.

What have I got to look forward to?