87: Urrggh!

The vets rang my human beans recently to say I was due for a dose of medicine to make sure I don’t get worms or fleas.  They took me round to collect them and forced me on to the scales while I was there.  I have evidently put on half a kilo in the last 3 months. Diet? Certainly not!

But back to the worms and fleas.As far as I know, I’ve never had either.  

So, why do I have to take the foul medicines.

My beans try to hide them in my food but I can taste them.  

If I spit them out, they come back in my next meal.

It’s not as if there is a worm or flea pandemic.  So, just leave me alone.