This week I stumbled across something which smelled very nice - in next door’s drain.

I wasn’t expecting a Diploma or formal recognition

World geography does not feature greatly in puppy school).

I now think that all human beans have names

So, in a quiet week, I’ve actually managed to learn something.

Football, I have more or less worked out.

Why are there so many words and phrases about rain?

Unfortunately as his body came to the rest, his head did not.

I would love to be able to have conversations and discussions with a human bean.

None of this would matter if grapes were not poisonous to dogs -

I think I should go on Trust Pilot and give my human beans a positive rating.

The problem is that I have not exactly been a good girl whilst he has behaved so well.