97: Frying Tonight

For Christmas, TOWTSH, amongst other things, bought TOWTLH something called an air fryer.  I had never heard of such a thing so I’ve been carrying out some research.  It seems as though it is a con.

Firstly, the ‘fryer’ doesn’t fry.  It is a form of convection oven so it cooks lots of things - but not by frying!

Evidently it got its name because it tends to crisp things making them look - and taste a little - as if they have been fried.  It will cook meat, fish, almost anything.

Retailers judged it by its name and put it on the shelf next to deep fat fryers.  Only recently have they become popular as people recognise it is a versatile cooking machine, not a fryer.

TOWTSH thinks this makes him a visionary.

What has this got to do with dogs, I hear you ask.

Well, I just wanted to comment that it has made no difference to my food or my life.  This is typical of things my human beans buy. 

I’m sure there must be devices and gadgets that would improve my life.

If only, TOWTSH would think of his dog occasionally.  Perhaps if he got rid of TOWTLH, things would improve.  Do you think I could trip her up at the top of the stairs?  

Any other ideas?