What was wrong with me, I hear you ask.

It was awkward, painful and embarrassing.

Some interfering, busybody, killjoy neighbour had cleared them up to maintain street cleanliness and hygiene;

I decided to do dome sleuthing.

This week I stumbled across something which smelled very nice - in next door’s drain.

I wasn’t expecting a Diploma or formal recognition

World geography does not feature greatly in puppy school).

I now think that all human beans have names

So, in a quiet week, I’ve actually managed to learn something.

Football, I have more or less worked out.

Why are there so many words and phrases about rain?

Unfortunately as his body came to the rest, his head did not.