I’ve seen castles, monasteries and beaches.(I got excited because I thought we were going to meet some bitches)

Sebastian was an unusual frog. Not many frogs can read but he had learned from a 9 year old girl who thought that he was her route to princess status.

This has always happened - ever since the 1950s when teenagers were invented.

I like a drink as much as the next dog but however much water I drink, I don’t get louder and louder like the beans do.

It seems that humans belong to a football tribe ……

I’ve never been to school, much less college or university, but I’ll do my best to explain - based on what I’ve overheard on the telly box.

They sometimes get angry or disappointed.

The spray covered their carpet in white foam, making it look much more messy than I had done.

Houses often have strange constructions called ‘stairs’ which allow humans to transport themselves into another dimension

let me apologise for my sometimes poor English but this is not my native language.