How pathetic. Poor me, getting the blame.

Now, eating, of course, I understand. In fact it’s my favourite occupation.

Can’t those in charge of the English language prevent such duplication and confusion?

Boring! Snoring! Too much old stuff.

The worst thing of all is that I quite enjoyed it.

Who do I report him to?

I, however, whenever the weather is good (and especially hot) adjust my target step count downwards - closer to zero.

It’s not that Lola is a bad dog but she does impose herself on my beans - expecting food, treats or walks just when I do.)

…..she is an 8 year old cocker spaniel with too much energy and little decorum.

. I get admiring glances from the other dogs in the park.

I guess he is part of the abduction or the conspiracy.

I am prepared to make an exception at this time of year.