They seem to enjoy it. It makes them think they are looking after me properly.

They are starving me and I’m wasting away.

Whenever I go for a walk, I have to navigate an obstacle course.

As he opened the boot of the car to let me out I heard the noise of thousands of children .

He’s a softy and doesn’t want to hurt my neck by pulling too hard

Most of you will know I’m on a diet. (God, i know I do.

I know I’m overweight but at least I am doing something about it.

I might be a tad overweight, a little large around the stomach but I am certainly not obese.

Well, I just wanted to comment that it has made no difference to my food or my life. This is typical of things my human beans buy.

I’ll be healthy because I am allegedly being fed a balanced, nutritious diet.

We dogs have double the trouble.

From my limited knowledge, it seems as though it has something to do with the earth going round the sun.