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237: What Can a Dog do?

I don’t like being reminded every night of the few occasions on which I lost control of bladder or bowels.

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236 Don’t Bother Reading This

You will know from past blog posts that I crave weeks without trauma or major incident.

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“Why, thank you” he said, genuinely delighted. “Alice will be so happy”.

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... a form of torture

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What am I going to do?

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I treat him with disdain and remain aloof.

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People say things like, “There but for the grace of God …” when they mean, “Thank goodness it wasn’t me.”

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I was hoping he (Toby) would run over a nail or sharp bit of brick or some other builder’s debris

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No major incidents, no major trauma..

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The hamsters run to the river which almost surrounds the city and they plunge into the river in their thousands

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One law for human beans, one law for dogs.

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Fun is over-rated.