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91: Its going to be a Cold Christmas

I must admit it wasn’t as unpleasant as I expected it to be.

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90: I’m Turning Human

Come to think of it, though, I haven’t seen many pirates or polar bears in North Leeds recently.

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I wonder in what other ways humans will copy dogs.

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On reflection, I then thought “Why do they need any toilets?”

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But back to the worms and fleas. As far as I know, I’ve never had either.

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Then it snows and my paws freeze when they take me out.

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It seems to be some kind of magic prison.

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It has been unrelenting gloom with intermittent rain showers for many days now.

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It would be like me living in a word of no biscuits and only rain walks.

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Dogs don’t have funerals. Dogs don’t attend funerals.

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I was just about to settle down for my post-lunch nap when the noise started up again.

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Then, of course I started worrying about whether my beans will want to realise their asset by selling me.