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115: Double Trouble

Now, I overhear that they are planning to repeat this disgraceful act.

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114: The Rain

Can we just roll back a bit, please? Let’s get things in perspective.

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Someone rang and was clearly trying to sell something - something they didn’t want.

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I now have to manage sets of relationships that are quite complex. It’s a good job I’m such an intelligent, empathetic, caring dog.

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I have been my usual non-communicative and non-cooperative self but they have continued to feed me and try to take me for walks.

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I’ve been through my full repertoire of moping, sulking and looking pathetic … but with no results.

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I have tried putting these things together but all I get is a weird dream and brain hurt.

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Of course, many of you, dear readers, will have cognitive problems and may not remember if you’ve read something (similar) before.

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No, don’t answer that. It would only frighten me.

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What will Alex be wearing tomorrow?

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They seem to enjoy it. It makes them think they are looking after me properly.

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They are starving me and I’m wasting away.