Whenever I go for a walk, I have to navigate an obstacle course.

As he opened the boot of the car to let me out I heard the noise of thousands of children .

He’s a softy and doesn’t want to hurt my neck by pulling too hard

Most of you will know I’m on a diet. (God, i know I do.

I know I’m overweight but at least I am doing something about it.

I might be a tad overweight, a little large around the stomach but I am certainly not obese.

Well, I just wanted to comment that it has made no difference to my food or my life. This is typical of things my human beans buy.

I’ll be healthy because I am allegedly being fed a balanced, nutritious diet.

We dogs have double the trouble.

From my limited knowledge, it seems as though it has something to do with the earth going round the sun.

We get together in parks and wherever we normally go for walks and we talk about our favourite bones of the year.

I’m rather pleased with myself and my new svelte figure.