John Heap 9/20/21 John Heap 9/20/21

81: Friend or Foe?

I was just about to settle down for my post-lunch nap when the noise started up again.

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80: For Sale?

Then, of course I started worrying about whether my beans will want to realise their asset by selling me.

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Occasionally, he continues to pull and drag until i am forced to go 30 or 40 yards.

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To add insult to injury, they’ve brought another dog with them

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This is typical of arrogant human beans who always think they are top of the intelligence league table.

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I might need this for the rest of my life.

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We have won lots of old medals - and that seems to be very good.

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He does a good limp. He is quite convincing.

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I’m hoping that the cumulative effects of these glares will bring him to his senses.

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It is a very long treatment - or at least it takes a long time to have any effect.

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I think I could beg - but I’m sure I can’t be trained (at my time of life) to pick pockets.

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This seemed to me, as a humble dog, to be very wise.