John Heap 11/12/22 John Heap 11/12/22

139 Annie Versary

As ever, its one rule for human beans, and one (different) rule for dogs.

John Heap 11/6/22 John Heap 11/6/22

138 : Fog, Not Dog!

I think I know the cause. I think Leeds is being invaded.

John Heap 10/29/22 John Heap 10/29/22

This was all done on the telephone - an electronic, shouting instrument beloved by human beans.

John Heap 10/22/22 John Heap 10/22/22

The net result is I’m a little deaf.

John Heap 10/15/22 John Heap 10/15/22

I just think whatever it costs, I’m worth it for the joy and happiness I bring them.

John Heap 10/8/22 John Heap 10/8/22

(I’ve given up trying to understand human beans - they’re either very complicated or just random beans that act unpredictably.

John Heap 10/1/22 John Heap 10/1/22

“Feels like winter” he said as he opened the door to take me for a walk.

John Heap 9/23/22 John Heap 9/23/22

What’s the point of owning a dog and walking without it.

John Heap 9/15/22 John Heap 9/15/22

We only have small brains and short memories but the principle remains.

John Heap 9/10/22 John Heap 9/10/22

It’s hard to know if he is just incompetent or in pain.

John Heap 9/3/22 John Heap 9/3/22

This is wrong! I put the effort in (and took the risk) so I should have had the reward.

John Heap 8/27/22 John Heap 8/27/22

Let’s get back to good, traditional values.