I assume my beans are not poisoning me deliberately so it must be accidental.

Apart from this shocking news, this has been a ‘slow news week’ - though this hasn’t stopped the news networks from rolling for 24 hours each day, of course.

What if this Mavis is evil or even worse - naturally outgoing and friendly.

Currently, while I am sleeping, I get fed an audio diet of mind-rotting TV programmes

I could see he was disappointed but he has to learn there are consequences for abandoning me.